02-10-10
Pooch In Pooping Master’s Pants
What is it about mutts that they always wanna get close to your nuts?
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02-09-10
No Tecknolegy
No Tecknolegy is available to spell check badly handpainted signs…
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02-09-10
Cement Has No Spell-Check
Sometimes it’s too easy to rely on spell-check, but it’s not available for every media…
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02-05-10
Edgy Print Ads, From Scotland
These print ads for “Irn-Bru” hail from the land of Braveheart and fine whisky where, we’re told, it is more popular than Coca-Cola. With ads like these, it’s no wonder the stuff sells well!
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02-03-10
The Cheapest Apple Laptop EVAR!
Even with Mr. Jobs’ generous pricing model for the recently revealed iPad, with the economy being what it is, many people will still find themselves priced out of the market for an Apple product.
Thankfully it is now possible to own an Apple laptop for even the lowest of computing budgets!
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02-02-10
Construction Site Workers Playing With Their Tools
No wonder builders always take so long to finish a job, they’re far too busy playing with their tools. Building houses takes a lot of time, but these builders seem to have invested a lot of time into learning how to make alternative use of their tools.
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02-01-10
Chilli Choke Crash
Lowell, Massachusetts
A truck driver has found that chomping on chilli while driving can be a hazardous way to replenish calories.
The 59 year old truck driver was mid-munch when his truck hit a bump in the road causing him to choke on his chili. The choking led him to lose consciousness, when he came to again his truck was embedded in the side of a house.
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05-06-09
Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome
So reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome is what caused Paula Abdul to become addicted to painkillers.
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11-21-07
The easy way to embed flash into a wordpress blog.
I don’t know if you have ever tried to embed flash into your wordpress blog, for the benefit of those who haven’t – It is a royal pain in the backside!
Anyway, it frustrated me that I couldn’t find a definitive way of doing it, wordpress for some reason doesn’t seem to like the object and embed tags that are used to embed flash in html. Even worse the only solutions I could find were aimed at people looking to embed youtube videos on their wordpress blogs. The Flash Video solutions I found all involved downloading 3 separate plugins and that seemed a tad excessive.
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11-20-07
Nigella talks utter filth!
So, there I was reading a couple of blogs last night sat on the sofa beside mrs wife, who was watching Nigella doing some cooking on the box.
Suddenly out of nowhere came a few choice soundbites, that woman is a suggestive hussy and no mistake. When she wasn’t kneeeeding and squodging – even her made up words are pornotastic – she kept staring out of the telly like she wanted nothing more than…. well, what is a man to do? The brazen slapper totally ignored my missus sat there and just talked filth at me – blimey.
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