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05-06-09

Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Syndrome

So reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome is what caused Paula Abdul to become addicted to painkillers.
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11-20-07

Nigella talks utter filth!

So, there I was reading a couple of blogs last night sat on the sofa beside mrs wife, who was watching Nigella doing some cooking on the box.

Suddenly out of nowhere came a few choice soundbites, that woman is a suggestive hussy and no mistake. When she wasn’t kneeeeding and squodging – even her made up words are pornotastic – she kept staring out of the telly like she wanted nothing more than…. well, what is a man to do? The brazen slapper totally ignored my missus sat there and just talked filth at me – blimey.
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11-30-06

Billy Idol

Happy bidet ya hooooor!

It’s nobody’s business but the hoor may as well have been dead next door for all I knew! But no, turns out the aging rocker is alive and well and shouting his rebel yell on myspace! Probably the only place left he can hope to find a sweet sixteen to have a white wedding with. Read more…