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11-20-07

Nigella talks utter filth!

So, there I was reading a couple of blogs last night sat on the sofa beside mrs wife, who was watching Nigella doing some cooking on the box.

Suddenly out of nowhere came a few choice soundbites, that woman is a suggestive hussy and no mistake. When she wasn’t kneeeeding and squodging – even her made up words are pornotastic – she kept staring out of the telly like she wanted nothing more than…. well, what is a man to do? The brazen slapper totally ignored my missus sat there and just talked filth at me – blimey.
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12-01-06

shite the bin

If any two people ever needed professional psychiatric help, if not just a damn fine attorney then these hooooors are both of them, do not watch prior to, or indeed whilst eating.

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