11-27-06
Fatteries
Fatteries™©
The two biggest problems facing the developed world?
Obesity & Energy shortage
Now correct me if I am wrong but surely there is a glaringly obvious solution to both problems:
Make energy from obese people. Simple eh?
What I propose are vast underground complexes full of treadmills and oversized hamster wheels kept in motion by the sweaty efforts of the clinically obese. Attendance would be compulsory of course, after all what better an incentive not to empty the fridge on a daily basis?
Given the numbers of obese people in America and Britain there is even the potential for these “great nations” to export “fattery power” to the developing world.
Best of all there are damn near zero emissions from “Fatteries”, well nothing that charcoal filters instead of windows won’t sort.
Everyone is a winner with another brilliant solution from ProcrastinateTomorrow.com
hahahaha, brilliant idea!
11-29-06 » 11:00 am »
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10-20-08 » 12:16 pm »
you’re an ignorant twat!
10-20-08 » 4:47 pm »
I’m fat and I think this is a great idea. If I could lower my electirc bill by exercising I would. It’s just too hard to make the time when there is so much work to do. But with an incentive like this, WOW! Can I use this if I show where it came from?
[editor's response: This idea is not an opensource one I'm afraid. Please do feel free to use it for personal requirements, but no commercial application is allowed. ]
01-04-10 » 1:15 am »