11-21-07
The easy way to embed flash into a wordpress blog.
I don’t know if you have ever tried to embed flash into your wordpress blog, for the benefit of those who haven’t – It is a royal pain in the backside!
Anyway, it frustrated me that I couldn’t find a definitive way of doing it, wordpress for some reason doesn’t seem to like the object and embed tags that are used to embed flash in html. Even worse the only solutions I could find were aimed at people looking to embed youtube videos on their wordpress blogs. The Flash Video solutions I found all involved downloading 3 separate plugins and that seemed a tad excessive.
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11-20-07
Nigella talks utter filth!
So, there I was reading a couple of blogs last night sat on the sofa beside mrs wife, who was watching Nigella doing some cooking on the box.
Suddenly out of nowhere came a few choice soundbites, that woman is a suggestive hussy and no mistake. When she wasn’t kneeeeding and squodging – even her made up words are pornotastic – she kept staring out of the telly like she wanted nothing more than…. well, what is a man to do? The brazen slapper totally ignored my missus sat there and just talked filth at me – blimey.
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12-14-06
reinventing the wheel
At long last someone has reinvented the wheel If this is not number one on my christmas list I don’t know what!!
For boys only of course, way too dangerous for girls, at least that’s what the missus will hear anytime she wants a shot hehehe. I want to know where I can get one and how far you can lean into the corners, also how good is it at bumping old ladies and such out of the way with *grin*.
12-01-06
shite the bin
If any two people ever needed professional psychiatric help, if not just a damn fine attorney then these hooooors are both of them, do not watch prior to, or indeed whilst eating.
11-30-06
Billy Idol
Happy bidet ya hooooor!
It’s nobody’s business but the hoor may as well have been dead next door for all I knew! But no, turns out the aging rocker is alive and well and shouting his rebel yell on myspace! Probably the only place left he can hope to find a sweet sixteen to have a white wedding with. Read more…
11-29-06
toilet doors
Why do they have to open inwards??
Think about it:
You push the door open to get into the toilet, with your foot or your elbow to avoid touching the germ-ridden handle. Read more…
11-27-06
Fatteries
Fatteries™©
The two biggest problems facing the developed world?
Obesity & Energy shortage
Now correct me if I am wrong but surely there is a glaringly obvious solution to both problems:
Make energy from obese people. Simple eh? Read more…
11-24-06
Dog Sex
DOG SEX
So my code gimp is on the phone to our hosting company, he’s on hold and talking to me about how a header doesn’t go with a website
CodeGimp: “It’s like chocolate… nice; pasta… nice; but chocolate pasta… not nice”
Me: “true”
CodeGimp: “Or even better, it’s like dogs… nice; sex… nice; but dogsex…”
At this point the girl who has put him on hold comes back just in time to hear our hero muttering “dogsex” at her.
Shite the kilt, we’ll have litigation now for sure.