02-03-10

The Cheapest Apple Laptop EVAR!

Even with Mr. Jobs’ generous pricing model for the recently revealed iPad, with the economy being what it is, many people will still find themselves priced out of the market for an Apple product.

Thankfully it is now possible to own an Apple laptop for even the lowest of computing budgets!

How To Own Your Own Apple Laptop For Pennies.

Step One:
Take your existing cheapo Windows laptop and clean the lid carefully.

Step Two:
Acquire a (golden) delicious apple, if you can’t afford to buy one go visit grandma in the old-folks-home and get her to “give you one”. Make sure you get an apple with the stalk still attached, bonus points if the stalk has a leaf on it too!

Step Three:
Take a bite out of said apple, taking care not to damage the stalk in the process. Drizzle the bitten surface with lemon juice, the vitamin C in the lemon juice will prolong the life of your apple.

Step Four:
For this step you will require some sticky tape, preferably clear. If you don’t have any, visit your nephew or niece in Kindergarten and tell them if they don’t hand over the tape Santa won’t be able to wrap their presents.

Step Five:
Carefully center your bitten apple on the laptop’s lid and stick it in place with the tape. Don’t fix it too permanently as you’ll need to replace it again when it starts turning brown and attracting flies (generally 3-4 days depending on the amount of vitamin C in the lemon juice).

Disclaimer

Just because your laptop has an apple on the lid of it, please don’t think that you’re not susceptible to viruses, malware or mocking by people who have bought actual Apple laptops. To avoid these symptoms we recommend saving your pennies and being kinder to grandma!

On this note, next week: The Cheapest Piggy Bank EVAR!